Funniest Mother’s Day Funny Poems 2018

1. Child Sent to Bed
A small boy is sent to bed by his mother…
[Five minutes later]
“I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?”
“No. You had your chance. Lights out.”
[Five minutes later]
“I’m THIRSTY…Can I have a glass of water??”
“I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!!”
[Five minutes later]
“When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?”

2. For the Mom Who Has Everything

Mum, I know I owe you the world

And you deserve no less

But circumstances have unfurled;

I’m in a financial mess.

For Your Mother’s Day party

I write to you this ditty.

My poetry skills are hearty

And cheap, but oh so witty!

3. Her love is like

An island in life’s ocean,

vast and wide

A peaceful, quiet shelter

From the wind, the rain, the tide.

‘Tis bound on the north by Hope,

By Patience on the West,

By tender Counsel on the South

And on the East by Rest.

Above it like a beacon light

Shine Faith, and Truth, and Prayer;

And thro’ the changing scenes of life

I find a haven there.

4. You Love my Art

Dear Mum…
I love that you loved all my “art”,
You told me it was beautiful,
You told me it was smart,

You loved my pottery and painting,
And my popsicle stick bridge
But don’t you think it’s long enough ago now,
To take it off the fridge?

5. Lessons from Momma

Momma you taught me so much –
The back of your hand.
Damn, did that hurt!
Yet you also taught me so much more
Like not to eat food off the floor.
When you kicked daddy out,
You said love don’t bill no bills
And quickly deleted his name from you will.
At least you were nice to me and strangers you met
“Thank the Lord God,” you said,
“I ain’t there yet.”
Mom, you taught me the lessons
I needed to learn.
But couldn’t you just have told me…
That fire really burns?

6. Dynamite Mother

Roses are red;
Violets are blue.
There is no need
To say I love you.
You already know how I feel
Momma you always taught me
To keep it real.
What you are is really cool and tight
Mom, you’re a Good Times’ DYNAMITE!

7. You’re da Bomb!

It’s mother’s day,
So thank you Mom
You ought to know
That you’re da’ bomb!

8. A Mother…

When you’re a child she walks before you,

To set an example

When you’re a teenager she walks behind you

To be there should you need her?

When you’re an adult she walks beside you

So that as two friends you can enjoy life together…

Happy Mothers Day 2018…