Lots of people of all ages search for Happy Mothers Day funny quotes every year to wish their mothers. The day is celebrated every year on the second Sunday of May month.

Funny Quotes for Mother’s Day 2018:

“A mother who is really a mother is never free.”
~ Honore de Balzac

“A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after.”
~ Peter De Vries

“It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.”
~ Phyllis Diller

“My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.”
~ Mark Twain

“Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.”
~ Author Unknown

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