• Mom, IMAGINE a day when you can just RELAX,
    kick back, DREAM, do nothing.
    I say IMAGINE because of we
    both know it’s not going to happen.

 

  • Mom, you are better than ALL other mums
    in the history of moments.

 

  • I love you Mom, despite your taste in curtains.

 

  • My Mom can juggle so many things at once that she could get a job at the Moscow State Circus.

 

  • You’ve always been there for me when I needed you most
    … at the checkout.

 

  • Children are like glasses of wine.
    Mums love them, but they can cause a headache.

 

  • Not only are you wonderful but you are also a genius because you are the only person who understands me.